It is thus appropriate that young Felix Feneon, in 1906, agreed to write a daily column in the paper “Nouvelles en Trois Lignes”, Novels in Three Lines. Each novella relates a different “fait divers”—the French term for tidbits of news which relate random happenings that have tragic endings. This category places death, bank robberies and new restaurant openings in the same basket.
The brutal and sadistic haikus by Feneon are actually funny—in a sick way. Early 20th century Paris is exposed here—very bluntly—as a den of debauchery, suicide, and general decay, which serves as a dark foreboding for what was to happen. Less than ten years later, war would reach Paris. Feneon relates these facts in the way only an anarchist that worked at the Ministry of Defense could: wryly. His tone insinuates that these events are the just desserts of human nature. With declarations like “On the bowling lawn a stroke leveled M. André, 75, of Levallois. While his ball was still rolling he was no more,” Feneon renders death as more than inevitable. Fate becomes epithet. My personal favorite shines light on the fine line between love and murder, “In Oyonnax, Mlle. Cottet, 18, threw acid in the face of M. Besnard, 25. Love, obviously.” Death is rendered hilarious, a testimony to our enjoyment of others’ mishaps.
“I aspire to silence”, the author told a journalist who wondered why he had never published anything. The tidbits were rediscovered in the 1940s, a time at which, ironically, the newspaper “Le Matin” had become a publication that supported Nazism and collaborationism in Vichy France; the leftist newspaper, now a parlor for war talk and propaganda.
The publication of a work that features over nine hundred deaths is loud—louder than the mysterious author would have ever imagined it could be. The elusive Feneon was well ahead of his time, predicting not only the dire state of Paris at the turn of the century, but also spending most of his time discovering new authors like Marcel Proust, Alfred Jarry, and Arthur Rimbaud, who were not the revered bestsellers of the time, but whose talent was obvious to the sharp-minded Feneon.
The novels (mostly in two lines, driving the irony home) are not only of death. This one, for instance, “A certain madwoman arrested downtown falsely claimed to be nurse Elise Bachmann. The latter is perfectly sane.” provides a good respite and a good laugh from the fatality present in most of the booklet. Feneon’s old-school ADD is evident in the dispassionate account of other mishaps and the emotional rollercoaster he takes us on (one which really leaves no room for teeth-bearing), such as “The photographer Joachim Berthoud could not get over the death of his wife. He killed himself in Fontanay-sous-Bois.” Finally, the novel that should have been the subtitle of the book, exemplifying the irrational nature of human hysteria more so than all the suicides, protests and other governing events of 1910s, “Sand and only that was the content of two suspect packages that yesterday morning alarmed Saint-Germain-en-Laye”. The genius of Feneon is such that the novels, rooted in French cities, regions, and names, still translate beautifully to English, the less loquacious language lending itself well to the expedited stories.
The part-time terrorist (in the trial of the assassination of French President Sadi Carnot, by an Italian anarchist, Feneon was accused and then acquitted of conspiracy) saw the world in three-line delicacies. He was able to capture the pleasure we find in reading obituaries, and the cruel delight that we feel at the sight of others’ pain. It is no coincidence that most tabloids boast today a list of freak accidents that though they may have been sad for one family, are disgustingly enjoyable for a banker standing on the platform of a subway station. It is most remarkable how topics so inherently local and cultural translate well to the emptiness of life today. As he inadvertently puts so well: “The fever, of military origin, that is raging in Rouillac, Charente, is getting worse and spreading. Preventative measures have been taken.” With excellent comedic timing, use of pun and wordplay, and tongue in cheek humor, Feneon gives us the literary equivalent of finger food: satisfying, small, and always leaving you wanting more. -Melissa Bukuru
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